Wuxia is a genre often overlooked because of preconceived notions against it, but what most do not know is that this unconventional genre is as diverse as it gets. In fact, historical dramas are beginning to shine in recent years, garnering attention from younger fans and leaning more mainstream.
It doesn’t matter that you didn’t like wuxia before, once a convert, always a fan. Case in point, I recently met an 80-something-year-old grandpa following every episode of Romance of the Condor Heroes on Hunan TV. Uhh, you and me both grandpa!
Just watch any of their movies and you’d have to agree that they’ve got mad skills.
#2. You always wonder how homing pigeons manage to function like a cellphone until you realize that it’s impossible.
Trained pigeons can go from point A to point B but there’s no way they can fly the ends of the earth just to deliver a message to a person in the middle of nowhere.
#3. Your favorite authors include Jin Yong and Gu Long.
It also means that you have seen the Condor Heroes more than once given the number of adaptations over the years. After all, the more the merrier.
Apparently, people back in the day had a warped sense of perception but once you let the hair down, yep, he’s a she.
#5. You know that a person who is poisoned can only be cured by another poison that is equally deadly.
Or at least that’s what you learned from TV.
It’s possible, right?!?
#7. You know for a fact that anyone who falls off a cliff will never die.
Even better if said person chances upon a cave with ancient martial arts scrolls; then voila, a kung fu master emerges.
#8. You know that a red piece of paper means red lipstick.
Who needs an actual lipstick when there’s paper.
Yet whatever the nationality or ethnicity, surely you must have imagined becoming a martial arts hero at some point.
#10. You are no stranger to supernatural feats like flying, an amplified sense of hearing, palm to palm energy transfer and the like.
As someone in the know, you understand that an energy transfer can save a life but it requires absolute concentration. No distractions allowed, not even a nudge.
Secretly wishing that the zither doubles as a martial arts weapon though to be honest, a fan will also suffice.
#12. You have heard of Justice Bao.
Wang Chao, Ma Han, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, weiiii wuuuu… it sounds like a spell of some sort but it’s not.
#13. You know the hero’s really hurt when he starts spitting blood.
Or should I say food coloring, tomato sauce or ketchup?
#14. It may be common to bow in East Asia but it was slightly different in the olden days of ancient China.
Greetings, my friend, puts hands together in front.
Also see A Guide for Wuxia Newbies.
#7 made me really laugh… but come to think of it, it is too logical (with all the explanations coming from various movies/series/animes) to not be possible… or i should not have used those as basis at all, hahahaha
lol so it isn't real?
Haha the truth has been revealed ��